Aspiring Beauty Guru Prints

'I'm living the cream.'

The adoration of the gels.

Spa

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Little Princess.

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Woman applying makeup

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'You do Botox?'

Complete Makeover

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

Hairstyles

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'