Beauty Guru Failures Prints

'I know I said you should part your hair down the middle, but...'

The adoration of the gels.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Curling your hair for no reason

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Woman applying makeup

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'You do Botox?'

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

Hairstyles

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

The Hair Stylist of Seville

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."