Beauty Guru Failures Pillows

'I know I said you should part your hair down the middle, but...'

The adoration of the gels.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Curling your hair for no reason

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

Woman applying makeup

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'You do Botox?'

The Hair Stylist of Seville

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

Hairstyles

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"