Beauty Queen Gone Wrong Pillows

"She tried to apply her press-on nails with an iron."

Lady of the Cake.

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

A Manicure

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Chef Cake Topper

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

The return of Miss Subways

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Toilet roll beauty tips.

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'After having the botox injections in my lips I can handle really hot coffee.'

Mary Christmas preparing for her big night out.

Classical Beauty: "My secret is to eat lots of olive-skinned men."

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

'Ok, ok... I'm coming but with all those CCTV camera about I like to look my best.'

Unnecessary Surgery

'Botox you fool! not buttocks!'

'Look! Mum's furious at the cost of her botox treatment'

'Mom, when did your beauty start to slip?'

Miss America IQ pageant.

"I told you that a £50 facelift was a bad idea!"

Headline: Miss World moved to London - 'Why so much fuss about a woman getting stoned?'

Medusa's Greatest Fear

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