Beauty Queen Wannabe Pillows

Miss America IQ pageant.

Miss America IQ Pageant

A Manicure

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'After having the botox injections in my lips I can handle really hot coffee.'

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

Mary Christmas preparing for her big night out.

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

Circus Pageant

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

'Ok, ok... I'm coming but with all those CCTV camera about I like to look my best.'

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

'Botox you fool! not buttocks!'

'Look! Mum's furious at the cost of her botox treatment'

Model's aspirations

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

"She won the spelling bee."

Beauty contest

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

Headline: Miss World moved to London - 'Why so much fuss about a woman getting stoned?'

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'