Beauty Queen Wannabe Gifts

Miss America IQ pageant.

Miss America IQ Pageant

A Manicure

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Hospital gown pageant.

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'After having the botox injections in my lips I can handle really hot coffee.'

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

Mary Christmas preparing for her big night out.

Circus Pageant

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

'Ok, ok... I'm coming but with all those CCTV camera about I like to look my best.'

'Botox you fool! not buttocks!'

'Look! Mum's furious at the cost of her botox treatment'

Model's aspirations

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

"She won the spelling bee."

"Life's a bleach, and then you dye..."

Beauty contest

Headline: Miss World moved to London - 'Why so much fuss about a woman getting stoned?'