"....Welcome back to Miss World, and now we move on to the 'best chav' category."
Beauty Pageant Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for a beauty pageant enthusiast? Our collection features playful and elegant items that highlight their passion for the stage, glitter, and grace. From witty mugs that cheer them on to chic t-shirts and cozy pillows that add charm to their space, find something as fabulous as they are. Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or just because—these gifts show how much you admire their pageant-loving spirit.
Miss America IQ Pageant
Hospital gown pageant.
Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.
Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.
'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'
Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."
Circus Pageant
"She really lights up a room. Face it Patty, we don't hold a candle to her."
"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."
'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'
'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'
Model's aspirations
5lbs + 5lbs= ?
Westminster's fine, but this show is just sick. Puppies & Tiaras.
'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'
Miss America IQ pageant.
“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”
Beauty contest
'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'
Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...
Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'
Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.
Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.
'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'
7th annual weird fishes pageant
Beauty Contest
'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'
'As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think.'
"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"
Meet Miss Subways
In this pageant contestants must knowingly provide incorrect responses to questions. Ah, "Miss Information"!
Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest
'We've decided to skip the swimsuit competition on account of how disgusting we all look.'
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Beauty Pageant Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Beauty Pageant Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of charming mugs that celebrate the beauty pageant enthusiast in your life. Perfect for mornings full of glamour and giggles.
Beauty Pageant Enthusiast Pillows
Snuggle up with our decorative pillows that display their love for beauty pageants. Comfortable, cute, and perfect for any glam-loving space.
Beauty Pageant Enthusiast Prints
Decorate their space with stunning prints inspired by beauty pageants. Perfect for adding a touch of sparkle to any room.
Beauty Pageant Enthusiast T-Shirts
Find fun and stylish t-shirts for the beauty pageant lover. These shirts showcase their passion with flair and are great for any occasion.