Pageant Enthusiasts Gifts

Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.

7th annual weird fishes pageant

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Third Annual Miss Inmate Beauty Pageant

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

Hospital gown pageant.

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Circus Pageant

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

"She really lights up a room. Face it Patty, we don't hold a candle to her."

5lbs + 5lbs= ?

Model's aspirations

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

Beauty contest

Miss America IQ pageant.

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

Westminster's fine, but this show is just sick. Puppies & Tiaras.

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

Beauty Contest

In this pageant contestants must knowingly provide incorrect responses to questions. Ah, "Miss Information"!

"He used to be in the Props Dept. at his church's Christmas Pageant."

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

Uncle Tom

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest