Pageant Enthusiasts Pillows

Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.

7th annual weird fishes pageant

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Third Annual Miss Inmate Beauty Pageant

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

Circus Pageant

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

5lbs + 5lbs= ?

Model's aspirations

Miss America IQ pageant.

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

Beauty contest

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'

Beauty Contest

"He used to be in the Props Dept. at his church's Christmas Pageant."

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

Uncle Tom

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

Sweet bird of youth annual pageant

"Do you suppose she's Miss Egypt?"