Pageant Participant Pillows

Circus Pageant

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

5lbs + 5lbs= ?

Model's aspirations

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

Beauty contest

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

Miss America IQ pageant.

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

Blank Inside

"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

Beauty Contest

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

Uncle Tom

7th annual weird fishes pageant

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

"I think I'm in the wrong place, and yet I do not care."

"I do believe that story gets more 'n' more interesting every time I hear it, Mr. Van Winkle! Why, a natural born performer like yourself couldn't help but make a wonderful Father Christmas in this year's pageant!"