Participating In A Beauty Pageant Pillows

Model's aspirations

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

The return of Miss Subways

Hospital gown pageant.

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Circus Pageant

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

"She really lights up a room. Face it Patty, we don't hold a candle to her."

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

5lbs + 5lbs= ?

Headline: Miss World moved to London - 'Why so much fuss about a woman getting stoned?'

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

Miss America IQ pageant.

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

Westminster's fine, but this show is just sick. Puppies & Tiaras.

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

Beauty contest

Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.

Miss Armpits

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In this pageant contestants must knowingly provide incorrect responses to questions. Ah, "Miss Information"!

Meet Miss Subways

"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

Beauty Contest

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

'As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think.'