Participating In A Beauty Pageant Prints

Model's aspirations

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

The return of Miss Subways

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Circus Pageant

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

5lbs + 5lbs= ?

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

Headline: Miss World moved to London - 'Why so much fuss about a woman getting stoned?'

Beauty contest

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

Miss America IQ pageant.

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.

'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

'As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think.'

Beauty Contest

"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

Meet Miss Subways

Miss Armpits

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