Beauty Pageant Participant Prints

"As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think."

Miss Advertising.

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

Hospital gown pageant.

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

Circus Pageant

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

"She really lights up a room. Face it Patty, we don't hold a candle to her."

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

5lbs + 5lbs= ?

Model's aspirations

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

Miss America IQ pageant.

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

Westminster's fine, but this show is just sick. Puppies & Tiaras.

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

Beauty contest

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

'As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think.'

"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

Meet Miss Subways