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"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Circus Pageant

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

Beauty contest

Miss America IQ pageant.

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.

7th annual weird fishes pageant

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

Beauty Contest

'We've decided to skip the swimsuit competition on account of how disgusting we all look.'

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Dreams of being a beauty queen

"As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think."

"My wife enters every competition going."

Miss Universe Contest.