Pageant Follower Pillows

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Circus Pageant

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

5lbs + 5lbs= ?

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

Beauty contest

Miss America IQ pageant.

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.

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Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

7th annual weird fishes pageant

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

Beauty Contest

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'

"As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think."

"My wife enters every competition going."