Pageantry Lover Pillows

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

Circus Pageant

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

5lbs + 5lbs= ?

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

Miss America IQ pageant.

Beauty contest

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.

Uncle Tom

'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

'We've decided to skip the swimsuit competition on account of how disgusting we all look.'

Beauty Contest

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

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"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"