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'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

The adoration of the gels.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

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"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Powerful Love.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Hot Pie Therapy

'Have you no common scents?!'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

What price beauty?