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'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

The adoration of the gels.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

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"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Powerful Love.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

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"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

What price beauty?

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

"I don't like your application."