Beauty Stylist T-Shirts

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Haircuts

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Shampoo.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Hair Crop Circle

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Rapunzel in the Morning

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Be creative...!"

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Absolutely not!"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Lego Haircut

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"I don't like your application."

Not you. Your hair.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts