Beauty Stylist T-Shirts

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Haircuts

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'She's so put together!'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Shampoo.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Hair Crop Circle

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Be creative...!"

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Absolutely not!"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Lego Haircut

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"I don't like your application."