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'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

Returns: Curling Iron.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"This time lick my entire body."

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

Magazines.

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

Anita Roddick

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

Dying your hair red at home

"...and the women who used the placebo makeup turned out to be just as attractive."

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

"That anti-aging cream worked wonders."

Nail Gun Manicure

House of Java.net Cybercafe. Open mike night starring Rudy Park. Much to fear, these troubled days. Covid, economy in a stew … I've compounded things a ways with my enemy anew. Oh foolishness and great folly there're no ifs, ands, or buts. We failed to tip sufficiently … when last at Supercuts. Never dis the barber!

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

'No, we don't do any animal testing, but don't rule out a pop quiz once in a while.'

Gentlemen, don't think of this as a corporate takeover, it's a corporate makeover.

Alien Computers.

Hair stylist images his work as butterfly, customer sees caterpillar.