Beauty Salon Workers T-Shirts

"What do you mean they screwed up at the hair removal salon, Rapunzel?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

"This time lick my entire body."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Where Mom used to take you.

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

Magazines.

Anita Roddick

Nail Gun Manicure

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'

People Who Talk To Elvis...

House of Java.net Cybercafe. Open mike night starring Rudy Park. Much to fear, these troubled days. Covid, economy in a stew … I've compounded things a ways with my enemy anew. Oh foolishness and great folly there're no ifs, ands, or buts. We failed to tip sufficiently … when last at Supercuts. Never dis the barber!

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

Medusa gets a trim.

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

Hair stylist images his work as butterfly, customer sees caterpillar.

"Tan O'Clock Salon. Your key to maintaining a healthy afterglow in the afterlife."

Beauty Time

'Rare, medium or well done?'

'I used to be a horse whisperer - Then I discovered they're all deaf!'

Overheated hair dryer.

Discreet Hair Removal Ends the Career of the Bearded Lady.