Tanning Salon Worker T-Shirts

Egg in tanning salon

'Rare, medium or well done?'

'I'm just making some grilled cheese sandwiches for my co-workers and then you can start your tanning session, miss.'

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

Bad fake tan day.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Sunbathing in Autumn

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

'Trucker's tan?'

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

A gap between the solar panels

'I love us when we're tan.'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

Sun Worshipers

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

The Sun Bather

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Gym/Tan/Donut

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"I smell bacon. Are you wearing sunscreen?"

"High time!"