Tanning Salon Technician T-Shirts

'Marcie has her own way of cooking ribs low and slow--she takes them with her to the tanning salon.'

Bad fake tan day.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Sunbathing in Autumn

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

'Trucker's tan?'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

A gap between the solar panels

'I love us when we're tan.'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Sun Worshipers

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

The tanning channel.

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

The Sun Bather

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

Gym/Tan/Donut

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"I smell bacon. Are you wearing sunscreen?"

"High time!"

Sun Umbrella

'Did you just curdle?'