Tanning Salon Technician Gifts

'Marcie has her own way of cooking ribs low and slow--she takes them with her to the tanning salon.'

Bad fake tan day.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Sunbathing in Autumn

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

'Trucker's tan?'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'I love us when we're tan.'

A gap between the solar panels

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

The tanning channel.

Sun Worshipers

'You're new here, aren't you?'

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

The Sun Bather

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

Gym/Tan/Donut

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

"I smell bacon. Are you wearing sunscreen?"

"High time!"

Sun Umbrella