Tanning Salon Manager Gifts

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

The adoration of the gels.

Bad fake tan day.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Sunbathing in Autumn

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Be creative...!"

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"I don't like your application."

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

Hair Traffic control.

'Trucker's tan?'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

A gap between the solar panels

'I love us when we're tan.'

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Sun Worshipers

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

The Sun Bather

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

'Medium well, please.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.