Tanning Salon Manager Mugs

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

The adoration of the gels.

Bad fake tan day.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Be creative...!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"I don't like your application."

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

Hair Traffic control.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Trucker's tan?'

A gap between the solar panels

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'I love us when we're tan.'

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

Sun Worshipers

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

The Sun Bather

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

'Medium well, please.'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'