Tanning Salon Attendant Mugs

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Bad fake tan day.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Sunbathing in Autumn

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

'Trucker's tan?'

A gap between the solar panels

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'I love us when we're tan.'

"Nap time."

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

Sun Worshipers

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

The Sun Bather

'Medium well, please.'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

Gym/Tan/Donut

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"I smell bacon. Are you wearing sunscreen?"

"High time!"

Sun Umbrella

'Did you just curdle?'

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

'Marcie has her own way of cooking ribs low and slow--she takes them with her to the tanning salon.'