Salon Management Mugs

Hair Traffic control.

The adoration of the gels.

"Be creative...!"

Pampered and poodled.

"I don't like your application."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"So what's your success rate?"

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

Beauty Bee

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

God's Manicure.

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Giraffe at the hairdressers

"This time lick my entire body."

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

Manure/Manicure.