Salon Management Prints

Hair Traffic control.

The adoration of the gels.

"Be creative...!"

Pampered and poodled.

"I don't like your application."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

Beauty Bee

"So what's your success rate?"

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

"This time lick my entire body."

"Hey! Great haircut!!

God's Manicure.

Giraffe at the hairdressers

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"