Salon Manager Prints

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'I lost track of time, she's set solid.'

'Under new management.'

The adoration of the gels.

Pampered and poodled.

"Be creative...!"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"I don't like your application."

Hair Traffic control.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

GURLERS

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

"So what's your success rate?"

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

Beauty Bee

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'