Salon Manager Pillows

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'I lost track of time, she's set solid.'

'Under new management.'

The adoration of the gels.

"Be creative...!"

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"I don't like your application."

Hair Traffic control.

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

GURLERS

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

"So what's your success rate?"

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

Beauty Bee

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

Your hats off! Salon now open