Salon Owner Pillows

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

High-tech Haircut.

"...and how would sir like it?"

"If that's Rapunzel, I'm not in!"

Perm. 'your PERM is blinding me..'

Moses parts the Red Sea.

Week three, things started to get ugly.

"I'm sorry we don't restore antiques."

Giraffe at the hairdressers

Susie's Beauty Salon - Ask for a free quote!

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

"This anti-frizz serum, do you do it in a smaller size?"

World's fastest hair cut

'So, on the face of it, what's your verdict?' (husband to wife's beautician).

God's Manicure.

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

"Be creative...!"

Beauty Salon - 'Do you offer an after sales helpline service?'

'Uh... what are you going for, exactly?'

"She'll try a bit of everything please."

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

Beauty Salon - Beast Salon

'Or there's a budget treatment with one of our trainees...'

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"This is more than a look. This is a context."

Beauty Bee

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

The adoration of the gels.

Squirrel Salon

"Listen to my horoscope in this issue of 'Wig and Weaves'. . ."