Salon Royalty Pillows

Queen with a crown-shaped hairdryer.

The adoration of the gels.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

"Be creative...!"

"I don't like your application."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Hair Traffic control.

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

GURLERS

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

"So what's your success rate?"

Beauty Bee

Hair Style Menu

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

"This time lick my entire body."

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"