Salon Squad Pillows

Shampoo School. Lather and rinse. Excuse me, could you repeat that?

The adoration of the gels.

Pampered and poodled.

"Be creative...!"

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

Hair Style Menu

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

Beauty Bee

"So what's your success rate?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

Giraffe at the hairdressers

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

"This time lick my entire body."

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.