Salon Squad Prints

The adoration of the gels.

"Be creative...!"

Pampered and poodled.

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

Beauty Bee

"So what's your success rate?"

Hair Style Menu

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

Your hats off! Salon now open

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

"This time lick my entire body."

Giraffe at the hairdressers

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."