Salon Storyteller Prints

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

The adoration of the gels.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

What price beauty?

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

GURLERS

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

Judge getting hair done.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"So what's your success rate?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Hair Style Menu

Shakespeare makes much ado about nothing.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"This time lick my entire body."

"He spoils them."

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Washing Massive Cup.

Dye now, pay later!

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

Hair straighteners