Salon Storyteller Gifts

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

The adoration of the gels.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

What price beauty?

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

Judge getting hair done.

GURLERS

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"So what's your success rate?"

Shakespeare makes much ado about nothing.

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Hair Style Menu

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"He spoils them."

"This time lick my entire body."

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

Dye now, pay later!

Washing Massive Cup.

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'