Salon Storytelling Gifts

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Pampered and poodled.

What price beauty?

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

"So what's your success rate?"

Beauty Bee

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'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

Shakespeare makes much ado about nothing.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

"This time lick my entire body."

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

Nail Bar

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

Squirrel Salon

Medusa gets a trim.

Washing Massive Cup.

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

Pandemic Haircut

GoodWitchBadWitch.com, online clothes catalogue for moody people. What do you think?

A brush with Death.

'My youngest provides me free mud.'

A tree on the phone: 'Sorry Beth, you'll have to phone me back later. I'm about to get my roots done.'

Hair straighteners