Salon Chatter Gifts

Shakespeare makes much ado about nothing.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

The adoration of the gels.

What price beauty?

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Judge getting hair done.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"So what's your success rate?"

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Beauty Bee

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"This time lick my entire body."

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"He spoils them."

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Online Dating

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

Washing Massive Cup.

Medusa gets a trim.

Dye now, pay later!

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

'You want a shampoo?... Great! My hands could do with a good wash.'

Hair straighteners

A brush with Death.

'So, you going anywhere nice on your holidays?'

A styling moose.

"Did you see the final episode last night?"

The modern barbershop quartet.

"Remember girls - these are evil and must be punished!!"

"Well - you DID say you needed your hair cutting really badly . . !"

One For Two. Two hairdressers come across a problem as they finish off their clients hair...