Salon Chatter Gifts

Shakespeare makes much ado about nothing.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

The adoration of the gels.

What price beauty?

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Judge getting hair done.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Beauty Bee

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"So what's your success rate?"

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"This time lick my entire body."

"He spoils them."

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

Washing Massive Cup.

Medusa gets a trim.

Dye now, pay later!

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Online Dating

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

Hair straighteners

'So, you going anywhere nice on your holidays?'

'You want a shampoo?... Great! My hands could do with a good wash.'

A brush with Death.

A styling moose.

"Did you see the final episode last night?"

The modern barbershop quartet.

"Well - you DID say you needed your hair cutting really badly . . !"

No Smoking Hair Dryer.