Haircut Chatter Gifts

'Cut both both short. Hair and the conversation!'

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"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

Shakespeare makes much ado about nothing.

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

'You can't cancel a summit meeting because of a bad haircut!'

'Mom, Dad... you're right, it was high time to see the hairdresser!'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

BARBER

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

"We had him neutered,"

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

"You're a barber. Think of your portfolio as a haircut.... in two weeks it will look better."

"Well, from what I heard, he was a dog-groomer before he became a shearer..."

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."