Salon Storytelling Pillows

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Pampered and poodled.

What price beauty?

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

Shakespeare makes much ado about nothing.

Hair Style Menu

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

"So what's your success rate?"

Beauty Bee

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

"This time lick my entire body."

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

Nail Bar

Squirrel Salon

Medusa gets a trim.

Washing Massive Cup.

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

Pandemic Haircut

Hair straighteners

A tree on the phone: 'Sorry Beth, you'll have to phone me back later. I'm about to get my roots done.'

'My youngest provides me free mud.'

A brush with Death.

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