Salon Activities Pillows

Beauty Bee

The adoration of the gels.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

What price beauty?

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Hair Traffic control.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Judge getting hair done.

GURLERS

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

Shakespeare makes much ado about nothing.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"So what's your success rate?"

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

"This time lick my entire body."

"He spoils them."

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'