Salon Activities Pillows

Beauty Bee

The adoration of the gels.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

What price beauty?

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Hair Traffic control.

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

GURLERS

Judge getting hair done.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

Shakespeare makes much ado about nothing.

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"So what's your success rate?"

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"He spoils them."

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

"This time lick my entire body."

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

God's Manicure.