Salons Pillows

Express chair. 12 hairs or less.

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

'Who ordered the Brazilian?'

'Here I am...just back from the beauty parlor...'

'Okay - let's forget the budget treatment'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Beauty Salon. Man says: 'This bill's not a pretty sight either.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'We're cutting staff - I'll keep your details on our file.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

"This anti-frizz serum, do you do it in a smaller size?"

Pampered and poodled.

"We're doing everything we can, which is just hair and nails, unfortunately."

"Hello Moira, long time no see."

'Uh... what are you going for, exactly?'

We've an appointment with Merlin.

A tree on the phone: 'Sorry Beth, you'll have to phone me back later. I'm about to get my roots done.'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

Haircuts while-u-wait.

"Leaf blower or do you want to let it air dry?"

Overheated hair dryer.

Hair straighteners

"Can you recommend a really good conditioner Betty? My hair has been incredibly dry recently."

'Once more, from the top...'

Woman With Hairdryer on Blows Away.

Medusa gets a trim.

"I need to look younger because I'm incredibly immature for my age."

Squirrel Salon

"Surprise me."

"This time lick my entire body."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Dracula remained unaware of his atrocious haircut

Curlers on dog.