Beauty Salons Pillows

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

Pampered and poodled.

What price beauty?

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Beauty Bee

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"So what's your success rate?"

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

"This time lick my entire body."

God's Manicure.

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

The usual? My daughter's all over me about dyeing my hair. I want to go totally natural! Fine. Which would you like? Natural ash, honest honey or real platinum blonde? Which does Mother Nature use?

"Shall I give your eyebrows a little touch up, Miss?"

Queen with a crown-shaped hairdryer.

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

Nail Bar

Squirrel Salon

Medusa gets a trim.

Nail Gun Manicure

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon