Beauty Salons Pillows

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

Pampered and poodled.

What price beauty?

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

Beauty Bee

"Rare, medium or well done?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"So what's your success rate?"

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

God's Manicure.

"This time lick my entire body."

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

Medusa gets a trim.

Squirrel Salon

Nail Gun Manicure

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

Queen with a crown-shaped hairdryer.

Nail Bar

"Shall I give your eyebrows a little touch up, Miss?"