Beauty Salon Staff Pillows

"At least they got rid of that dreadful smell."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

"This time lick my entire body."

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

Anita Roddick

Magazines.

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

Nail Bar

House of Java.net Cybercafe. Open mike night starring Rudy Park. Much to fear, these troubled days. Covid, economy in a stew … I've compounded things a ways with my enemy anew. Oh foolishness and great folly there're no ifs, ands, or buts. We failed to tip sufficiently … when last at Supercuts. Never dis the barber!

'Do you have any of the perfume that makes me look like Angelina Jolie?'

Nail Gun Manicure

Squirrel Salon

Medusa gets a trim.

People Who Talk To Elvis...

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'