Beauty Salon Staff Prints

"At least they got rid of that dreadful smell."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

"This time lick my entire body."

Magazines.

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

Nail Gun Manicure

Nail Bar

Squirrel Salon

Medusa gets a trim.

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'

"Shall I give your eyebrows a little touch up, Miss?"