Beauty Salon Worker Prints

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

Witch in beauty salon chooses hairstyle for her wart.

Week three, things started to get ugly.

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'There goes our teabreaks for the rest of the week!'

Nail Gun Manicure

Nail bar

"But how do I look for the age I've told everybody I am?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

"This time lick my entire body."

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'

People Who Talk To Elvis...

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

House of Java.net Cybercafe. Open mike night starring Rudy Park. Much to fear, these troubled days. Covid, economy in a stew … I've compounded things a ways with my enemy anew. Oh foolishness and great folly there're no ifs, ands, or buts. We failed to tip sufficiently … when last at Supercuts. Never dis the barber!

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

Hair stylist images his work as butterfly, customer sees caterpillar.

"Tan O'Clock Salon. Your key to maintaining a healthy afterglow in the afterlife."

Beauty Time

'Rare, medium or well done?'

Hairdresser: 'NEW look?! OHH i'm TERRIBLY sorry Ma'am! I thought you said you wanted a GNU look!'

"Next..."

Discreet Hair Removal Ends the Career of the Bearded Lady.

Returns: Curling Iron.

'I used to be a horse whisperer - Then I discovered they're all deaf!'