Beauty Salon Workers Prints

"What do you mean they screwed up at the hair removal salon, Rapunzel?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"This time lick my entire body."

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

Where Mom used to take you.

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

Magazines.

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

Medusa gets a trim.

Nail Gun Manicure

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

Hair stylist images his work as butterfly, customer sees caterpillar.

"Tan O'Clock Salon. Your key to maintaining a healthy afterglow in the afterlife."

Beauty Time

'Rare, medium or well done?'

Hairdresser: 'NEW look?! OHH i'm TERRIBLY sorry Ma'am! I thought you said you wanted a GNU look!'

Overheated hair dryer.

Discreet Hair Removal Ends the Career of the Bearded Lady.