Beauty Salon Worker Gifts

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

Witch in beauty salon chooses hairstyle for her wart.

Week three, things started to get ugly.

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'There goes our teabreaks for the rest of the week!'

Nail Gun Manicure

Nail bar

"But how do I look for the age I've told everybody I am?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

"This time lick my entire body."

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

"Tan O'Clock Salon. Your key to maintaining a healthy afterglow in the afterlife."

Hair stylist images his work as butterfly, customer sees caterpillar.

Beauty Time

'Rare, medium or well done?'

'Specially formulated to add body.'

'I used to be a horse whisperer - Then I discovered they're all deaf!'

'What's the damage?' (husband in beauty salon)

Discreet Hair Removal Ends the Career of the Bearded Lady.

Overheated hair dryer.

"Next..."

Hairdresser: 'NEW look?! OHH i'm TERRIBLY sorry Ma'am! I thought you said you wanted a GNU look!'

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"