Salon Worker Gifts

'Who ordered the Brazilian?'

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

Brazillian Waxing Salon.

"This time lick my entire body."

House of Java.net Cybercafe. Open mike night starring Rudy Park. Much to fear, these troubled days. Covid, economy in a stew … I've compounded things a ways with my enemy anew. Oh foolishness and great folly there're no ifs, ands, or buts. We failed to tip sufficiently … when last at Supercuts. Never dis the barber!

Irwin becomes an unwitting victim of spray-tan graffiti.

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

The adoration of the gels.

"Be creative...!"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

"I don't like your application."

Hair Traffic control.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

GURLERS

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

"So what's your success rate?"

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

Beauty Bee

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'