Salon Worker Gifts

'Who ordered the Brazilian?'

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

Brazillian Waxing Salon.

"This time lick my entire body."

Irwin becomes an unwitting victim of spray-tan graffiti.

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

The adoration of the gels.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

"Be creative...!"

"I don't like your application."

Hair Traffic control.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

GURLERS

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

"So what's your success rate?"

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Beauty Bee

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

Your hats off! Salon now open

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."