Saloon Worker Gifts

'I used to be a horse whisperer - Then I discovered they're all deaf!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Towny Music Night.

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"This time lick my entire body."

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Galoots in cahoots

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'That's the last straw, mister.'